{"product_id":"our-tiny-useless-hearts","title":"Our Tiny, Useless Hearts","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHenry has ended his marriage to Caroline and headed off to Noosa with Mercedes' grade three teacher, Martha.\u003cbr\u003e Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry's suits, has gone after them.\u003cbr\u003e Craig and Lesley have dropped over briefly from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline's all-night row.\u003cbr\u003e And Janice, Caroline's sister, is staying for the weekend to look  after the girls because Janice is the sensible one. A microbiologist  with a job she loves, a fervent belief in the beauty of the scientific  method and a determination to make a solo life after her divorce from  Alec.\u003cbr\u003e Then Craig returns through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with  Caroline and finds Janice in her bed, Lesley storms in with a jealous  heart and a mouthful of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back  from the airport in separate taxis-and let's not even get started on  Brayden the pizza guy.\u003cbr\u003e Janice can cope with all that. But when Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated.\u003cbr\u003e Harnessing the exquisite timing of the great comedies to the narrative  power and emotional intelligence for which she is famous, Toni Jordan  brings all her wit, wisdom and flair to this brilliant, hilarious novel.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'A new Toni Jordan is always a special pleasure and her latest is a wonderful, witty treat of a novel: cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirised life in the suburbs.'\u003cb\u003e Liane Moriarty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Toni Jordan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43516772450365,"sku":null,"price":28.49,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/7689\/2989\/files\/9781925355451.jpg?v=1787572638","url":"https:\/\/www.palmleaf.com.au\/products\/our-tiny-useless-hearts","provider":"Palmleaf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}