The Secret Divorcée

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'I absolutely adored this… sharp, witty, and so relatable… unputdownable. No notes!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Twenty years of marriage. Twenty years of ignored red flags. And one very smug ex-girlfriend.He seemed perfect at first. Don't they always? I fell fast, and I fell hard. So when I discovered his secret double life, suddenly all those years of feeling paranoid made sense.I had two options (well three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time):1. Stay for the kids2. Sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b∗stardThe Secret Divorcée is my unfiltered story of falling for a red flag, betrayal, bad decisions, and how to turn heartbreak into hilarity - fuelled by wine and a side hustle my mother must never, ever find out about.Read along with Cassie in this gripping, hilarious and empowering semi-autobiographical account of what happened when she exposed her cheating husband's double-life, and started learning how to survive and thrive as a newly-single divorcée and mum. Readers LOVE The Secret Divorcée:'Hooked from the very first page. I'll be recommending to anyone who will listen' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Absolutely brilliant. I couldn't put it down' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Raw and honest …. LOVE LOVE LOVE! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Hilariously witty and relatable. I have friends going through divorce right now - I'm gifting them copies' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Heartbreaking but uplifting!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐'I loved it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'A great Saturday afternoon read. Loved the best friend. Read it!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Fun and unique' ⭐⭐⭐⭐'A good laugh… filled with a supportive best friend and lots and lots of wine!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐

About the author

The author of The Secret Divorcee prefers to remain anonymous-mostly to avoid awkward school runs, nosy neighbours, and her ex-husband's solicitor. After discovering her husband's affair, she swapped dinner parties for working on dial-up sex chat lines (don't judge-solicitors don't come cheap), hit emotional rock bottom, and then slowly, defiantly, rebuilt her life.

Told through sharp, hilarious diary entries, her journey from chaos to a kind of clarity is for anyone who's ever ugly-cried into a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, wondered how they'd survive heartbreak, or Googled 'how to kill him and get away with it'.

She's not famous, not perfect, and definitely not done yet. But she's standing, she's laughing-and she's writing it all down so you don't have to feel alone.